Cow Assassins

September 14th, 2005 5

Cow Assassins

Never let it be said that life in the country is boring, danger lurks around every corner. There I was taking a gentle stroll, just chilling out at lunchtime, when I “herd” it. A sound which sent a chill up my my spine. The sound of a thousand bovine hooves thundering along in the field next to the path on which I was walking.

My view was obscured by a large bush, but every now and again I caught a flash of black and white. As I reached the end of the lane, a gate to my left was all that separated to from the now huge throng of cows amassing before me. Luckily I had my camera, and just managed to take this snap before the maddened crowd, who were now threatening to burst through onto the path, got too leery!

As I left, I was treated to a chorus of MOOO’s, and I knew I had witnessed something spectacular. These truly were Cow Assassins

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#1 On September 14th, 2005 at 9:53 am Kris said...

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A strange animal is the cow. I remember once when I was riding in Sutton Park, I was suddenly surounded by loads of the things whom seemed to want to adopt me as part of the hurd. So there I was cycling along bang in the middle of all the damn things. Was very very surreal

#2 On September 14th, 2005 at 3:08 pm Paul said...

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…when I “herd” it..

Stop it Jon, you’re killing me, no really - STOP IT.

#3 On October 19th, 2005 at 11:52 am Paul said...

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Enough of the cows already - give us something new to ‘chew’* on.

(* Cows chew grass…. nevermind)

#4 On November 29th, 2005 at 3:06 pm Paul said...

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Good to see the diary is back up Jon - now come on - let’s have a concerted effort to have this all sorted for 2006.

All I ask for is a link to your photos in the navigation bar (and the archive, about and contact pages this Blix supports - hmmm Blix), and both this and your splash page with a unified design - pleeeeeeeeeeeeease!!!!

#5 On November 29th, 2005 at 3:06 pm Paul said...

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Where’s the gravatars too Jon?

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