The Mark
February 16th, 2006 14
A strange mark appeared on my forehead on Tuesday. I went to the loo before lunch and checked myself out in the mirror (as you do) and it wasn’t there, but when I returned from Lichfield the mark had materialized slap bang in the middle of my head.
So what strange phenomenon caused this strange mark? I think I’m fairly safe as there’s not even a single six anywhere in sight, but it’s still a bit weird. Maybe it’s cos my brain has been on full-tilt crazy go-nuts power for the last six weeks, and it’s finally leaked. Who knows.
Additional… A top ten five of what this mark could be:
14 Comments (+0 in the moderation queue).
#1 On February 16th, 2006 at 11:44 am Kris said...
Maybe the mark will develop special powers that allow you to shoot a laser straight from your forehead towards any potential threats or maybe its just a scratch. Could go either way……..
#2 On February 16th, 2006 at 12:35 pm Starberri said...
It looks remarkably like a deep wrinkle, but then I can’t really tell from the picture. Maybe your pen leaked?
#3 On February 16th, 2006 at 12:40 pm Starberri said...
By the way, would you really say this was an “event”? Says a lot about you that does
#4 On February 16th, 2006 at 2:07 pm Jon said...
It’s only a category tag… I’m almost embarrassed enough to remove it from “Events”… Almost.
Kris: I’m betting on the lazer thing!
#5 On February 16th, 2006 at 2:26 pm Kris said...
Cool, Should the lazer thing develop, I have a few situations I require your assitance with……
BTW - Think we need a night up the pub next week or something, get Dicksie & Derv out as at the moment it does appear that Lloydy really was the centre of all social activity!
#6 On February 16th, 2006 at 2:37 pm Jon said...
I agree! We’ll have to sort something out sharpish.
#7 On February 16th, 2006 at 7:10 pm Paul said...
I am the centre of social activity God damn it! You have finally realised!!! You could always come out and join me in sunny CA - anyone for the Rose & Crown, Palo Alto?
#8 On February 16th, 2006 at 7:34 pm Rachel said...
I think you have been fighting with yourself in the night and you bumped your head on the headboard of your bed….
or its lipstick…
#9 On February 16th, 2006 at 10:56 pm Han said...
to be fair….it looks like you have just walked into a door….
open your eyes, stupid!
#10 On February 17th, 2006 at 10:02 am Dr. Paul said...
Jon
This is an affliction called “Narcissus syndrome”. When Narcissus, who was as beautiful as Dionysus or Apollo, discovered his image in a pool, he fell in love with himself, and not being able to find consolation, he died of sorrow by the same pool. It is said that Narcissus still keeps gazing on his image in the waters of the river Styx in the Underworld.
It is also called “Toilet Mirror Syndrome”! Don’t stand so close to that toilet mirror and you’ll be fine. Explains the smears on it by the way!!
#11 On February 17th, 2006 at 12:13 pm Kris said...
Jon
Been as the laser thing obviously hasn’t panned out. I would like to change my guess. The mark is a portal to another dimension…….A topless dimension!!!!
#12 On February 17th, 2006 at 1:37 pm Jon said...
Kris. Thank goodness someone has finally suggested it! I was wondering how long it was going to be before you figured it out. Unfortunately, the mark is fading so the portal to Toplesstopia will only be open a few more days. So, get in quick. Tickets start at £10.
#13 On February 17th, 2006 at 2:08 pm Kris said...
Sign me up!!!!
Must go find my baby oil……..
#14 On February 17th, 2006 at 2:44 pm Darth Lawb said...
So you went to the loo and the mark appeared after.
Did you touch your forehead straight after your knob? Could this be a yeast infection?
Canisten Combi should help mate!