A Pound For The Mound
September 21st, 2006 8
Sunday saw me and Katie meeting half-way between our two home towns in Oxford (yeah, long distance relationships are a bitch). And man, the weather for late September was amazing! So off we trottled on the open top bus, and had a day of touristy-magic. Including a trip to the Turf Tavern, a pub which was unsurprisingly full of American tourists and Oxford students not having the kind of conversations that I remember from University.
But not just that, oh no, not me and Katie! We went all out crazy-go-nuts on the tourist trail stopping off at the Oxford Story a trip back 900 years into Oxford history, and then (much to Katie’s delight) a bit of shopping at Alice’s Shop.
But, I think the pinnacle of the day was Oxford Castle Mound. Not that the mound itself was that amazing, just a lot of dirt, but the security system for keeping people who’d not paid the one pound entry fee was pretty much state of the art.
To get on the mound you first have to go in the shop and buy yourself a ticket. Upon exiting the shop you then make your way to the mound itself. Before ye can pass, ye must buzz the buzzer on the 5′ (possibly electrified) gate. Then, when your identification has been verified using a series of voice and DNA checks, the gate is opened electronically.
As we came down the mound we passed a guy who’d obviously missed the sign that said “this mound cost’s a pound” and was chased down by the huge guy who worked in the shop. I wouldn’t have liked to get on the wrong side of him.
So was the mound worth a pound? Well, we damn well made sure we got our monies worth! A whole 30 minutes we sat on the mound. It was quite a moving experience.

8 Comments (+0 in the moderation queue).
#1 On September 21st, 2006 at 2:36 pm Paul said...
This is obviously a tourist attraction aimed solely at American Tourists (was there a sign some where that said this mound was built in 1700-and-something?). However, by the sounds of it you two also fell for it: hook, line and sinker! SUCKERS!!!
#2 On September 21st, 2006 at 7:37 pm Andrew said...
Does the Oxford Story still give you a choice between commentary by Magnus Magnusson and Timmy Mallet?
#3 On September 21st, 2006 at 11:22 pm Paul said...
What’s this I see on your homepage:
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Very disappointed in you Jon. Not only is it non-christian (at least I think), but it’s very immoral too.
Selling out are we Jon?
#4 On September 22nd, 2006 at 8:18 am Jon said...
Andrew: Yeah, they do! Forgot about that. Kinda wish we’d gone with Timmy.
Paul: What makes it immoral? It’s just a sold link.
#5 On September 22nd, 2006 at 1:19 pm Paul said...
Up to you, but I would never (knowingly) link to an online casino, or porn site. Destruction of society, right there.
#6 On September 22nd, 2006 at 1:34 pm Jon said...
maybe you’re right. I didn’t think about it if I’m honest. There’s no way I’d have linked a pron site, but I guess the one I have isn’t much better.
#7 On September 22nd, 2006 at 4:10 pm Matt said...
I have passed said mound many a time and quietly wondered…”who the hell would want to pay to climb that? And why?” It should have been obvious that the answer was ‘Jon, for idle curiosity’.
#8 On September 25th, 2006 at 5:52 pm Sellwood said...
Yer it was all jons idea as well. £1 to climb a mound crazy ; )