Super Soup
October 27th, 2006 6
I dunno why I found this so funny, well, interesting I guess.. Paul in the office brought a Loyd Grossman soup that supposedly you can fit in the microwave. When he discovered that it actaully wouldn’t fit in our stinky office micro he decided to exercise his consumer rights by writing a review of the soup on a certain review site…
Hey Loyd! Next time you design the packaging for a soup suitable for microwave heating why not make sure it stands up in the microwave?
Which I thought was a pretty resonable thing to say, the people at the review site however had other ideas…
Dear poppa999,
Thank you for submitting your review of Lloyd Grossman Maris Piper Potato & Leek soup to Review Centre (www.reviewcentre.com). Unfortunately it has not been approved for one or more of the following reasons.
1. Your review was too short and hence may not have contained enough valuable information.
2. Your review may have been on a religious or political topic or contained sexual content.
3. We feel that you may be reviewing your own or a competitor’s product for the good of your own business.
4. Your review criticised other people or a business in such a way that to publish it might make Review Centre liable to legal action.Please do not let this discourage you from re-writing your review or writing further reviews on the website.
Kind Regards,
The webmaster
So it seems that even when you have a valid point, you can’t get it aired. Hmm.. maybe I’m just running out of ideas of what to write. More soon.




6 Comments (+0 in the moderation queue).
#1 On October 31st, 2006 at 11:42 am kris said...
We had a similar situation with a cat the once. It would seem that a fully grown cat will not sit still while the plate rotates and can often get jammed mid spin.
Kittens however are a much better fit, but a less satisfying explosion!
#2 On October 31st, 2006 at 5:30 pm Paul said...
Kris - that is sick!
#3 On November 2nd, 2006 at 8:31 am Paul said...
OI! ROOBOTTOM.
Yeah, that’s right, you.
I’m not gunna spend another day here looking at a picture of a folded packet of soup in a microwave. I’m thirsty for the next blog entry…
I’ll even give you some suggestions…
* Thoughts on your 20×2 appearance (any thoughts on what ya gunna say yet),
* SEO tips,
* How to be a good photographer,
* What you been up to
* Thoughts about the big guy upstairs…
Oh, bugger it, review a Burger King on the A5 if you have to, come on lad - POST!!!
#4 On November 2nd, 2006 at 11:50 pm Kris said...
or
* Why cant you get toasted cheese walkers crisps anymore
* What ever happened to the yellow opal fruits
* Edd The Duck, whats he up to these days?
* Why do you only ever bang your toe on something when your bare footed
or
* Is the “well you always let me borrow your car” excuse viable if you accidentally have sex with your friends mrs?
#5 On November 3rd, 2006 at 6:02 am Paul said...
Kris - you really do need to get yourself a blog! (And no, that MySpace bollocks doesn’t count!)
#6 On November 9th, 2006 at 9:59 am Paul said...
Sorry to hear your Lloyd Grossman soup review didn’t get published on reviewcentre. Our moderators must have been having a bad day. Please re submit but include a few comments on what you thought of the taste, quantity and value for money. Did you mention what flavour it was?